EVAN

Tall white kid who has no friends but one black kid.

Evans a nigga

by Miny wheat May 5, 2019

Evan

A very imbicillic child who enjoys making themselves look stupid for the enjoyment of others.

Boy 1: Dayumm, that evan is so funny because he jumped out a third story window!

by Rhazer July 12, 2009

Evan

The big gay

Evan is the gay of all gays

by Asshole6687 September 9, 2019

Evan

a fat stinky ugly whale shaped, hippopotamis round circled obese fuck, gets triggered over anything stutters everytime he talks, doesnt know how to speak and says ¨uhh¨ every sentence, likes honeybuns, twinkes, little debbies chocholate covered donuts, is gay as fuck, a dumbass hick, a loner, has no friends, no one likes an evan. they´re all fat and future obese my 600 pound life stars.

me: ¨hey look its evan¨
friend: ¨oh no, not that diabetic fuck¨

by bigsnagn February 24, 2022

Evan

Evan is an annoying and clingy weird human being. he’s so fucking clingy and doesn’t even let you eat cereal without clinging to you. he is the definition of a simp.

Have you met Evan? Yeah he’s really annoying.

by evanandreesetogether June 25, 2020

Evan

A guy with an amazing dad.

Hey hod dad is fit.
Yeah that's evan.

by Evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvan July 8, 2012

Evan

Best dog.

Whatte evan

by Dogowners.Inc February 28, 2020