Eternal Ferret

The Eternal Ferret is the most Powerful being in the Universe as we know it. This small, weasle like vermin has been around since the creation of Time. He has mystical powers that aurate from his shrill shreak. Many foes have tried to "Fade" him, none were successful at all. Such weak foes include limecat, Mertz,clock spider, and even the mighty cow. He is currently residing in Okanawa, Japan where he commands his army of chinchilas and ferrets.

"OMG! That F***ing ferret just ate that freakin cat... and his little hat too. WTF!?!?"

by Scotty February 7, 2004

eternal companion

no such thing unless you wear your byu underwear

now my eternal companion lets be kinky and trade underwear.

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007

Eternal Payday

I think it means death......yes death is what it means.

"He is going to experience the Eternal Payday!!" "Do you mean death?" "Yes...cemetary style!!!"

by swedenjokes September 4, 2003

Eternal-X

Whiny ass

Eternal-X whines about a kid stealing his candy

by f00 p00 September 28, 2003

Eternal Death

tricking someone into thinking you have lost a video game by making your screen name dead, or something similar

Gamer 1: Ok so who on team two is dead?

Gamer 2: Thats me (sad face)

Gamer 1: Yes! Since you're out of the way I have a chance

*Gamer 2 makes head shot*

Gamer 1: Dammit! I though you were dead!

Gamer:2: Yup, Eternal Death

Gamer 1's girlfriend: You are a noob. Screw you guys I'm going home

by FlamingFire January 20, 2010

Eternal Triage

When Your in the ER & get triaged and it takes for ever to get a bed

i was in eternal triage today

by youknowwholol August 7, 2011

eternal pledge

1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.

2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.

Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."

by halonistic June 29, 2012