Erik

Eriks are crusty weebs. They wear anime shirts with cargo shorts sand then say "These were my only goddamn shorts for the record." And they only own one pair of shoes, which are too small flip flops. Eriks are the only members of crusty club. They value memes above all else. And they never mature over 7 years old. They have the longest toenails known to man kind and have a strct diet of pb and j, goldfish, and popcorn. Boom Chicka Pop to be exact.

Erik met for crusty club last week

by heehee12345543222 September 26, 2018

Erik

An extremely attractive guy (generally hispanic). Gets a lot of girls really easily and plays a lot of sports. Amazing personality, easy to fall for and trust. Is friends with everyone. Makes you feel like a princess and once you like him you never stop. Strong as fuck and is really protective over loved ones. Isn't always that confident but is truly one of the best people you'll ever meet. Beware girls, once you fall you'll never walk again.

Guy 1:He's got all the girls in the world!
Guy 2:Must be an Erik

Girl 1:What's the name of that guy you always liked?
Girl 2:Erik
Girl 1:Damn, makes sense

by Aisqueen14 May 21, 2018

Erik

A shmol guy with unruly hair, chiseled abs and bad intentions that owes me 13 cents.

“Erik, we know you’re here to see an eleven year old girl.”

“She said she was TWELVE!!”

by mommy??? March 29, 2023

erik

The type of guy that sits in his basement for the whole day while playing fortnite and masturbating for at least 8 hours at a time

Wow, he's such an erik, he must have been down there for at least the whole day

by Its_ya_boy_zdogs November 2, 2018

Erik

A jawn who has a jew-fro, and stabbed himself with a butter knife by tripping over his dog, then decides to hook up with a girl that he met in the hospital that OD on herion, and HE LOVES TO PUT BIG DIPPS IN

did you see that erik put that huge dip in??

that erik tripped over a dog and nearly died!!! lol

by jawnmaster January 26, 2011

Erik

Erik sucks, they suck donkey dick, they suck hairy assholes, and they suck at coding java.

Man, that erik sucks!

by Jebel October 4, 2017

Erik

This guy is the most kindest,funniest,sweetest person you will ever meet some of his personality is nice nor bad he mostly is a president of his class but he is the one making noise but he is charming he mostly has friends starting with Q,V,E,C,J,A,K their mostly dirty minded Most of his best friends are girls, hes a Gamer and mostly depressed listens to rap/emo, R&B/Soul music

Hes Really Like A Erik

by MalakiAngTTko November 23, 2018