by me December 9, 2003

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

Pan Potmak beat the shit out of a emu
by zbohem lasko du se vybourat September 19, 2021

by Booz McGroove March 25, 2022

the popular kid that used to harass all the old kids, but now they're in their scene/emo/goth/punk/edgelord phase, and yet they're still a 1000% bitch. So don't mess with them, they'll try or mess or put you down. Emus are very sadistic and cold-hearted, careless and sometimes greedy, so don't try to change them. They'll be plain old same, if you try make them realize they're mean, they already know who they are.
Emo Boy : Look at her, she used to be a meanass girl.
Emo Girl : I know right she's just like us, what an emu.
Emo Girl : I know right she's just like us, what an emu.
by MyDiscordIspassionate#2436 January 21, 2019
