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Einsteinic

1. Extremely clever, possessing the qualities of a genius.

2. Unnecessarily complicated, i.e: only Einstein would know what it would mean.
1. "Wow! She's so einsteinic, she could go to Harvard University."

2. Information is then taken from the vibrations the ear drum makes by the malleus, incus and stapes, which do mad, einsteinic calculations we probably don’t know about...
by farclose April 23, 2017
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Albert Einstein Upper Cut

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!
They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!
by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014
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Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019
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Einsteined

A sexual act, when you have your tongue wide and crazy eyes .
"hey dude, Me and my girl were so toasted, i totally einsteined her"
by Cryzaak May 18, 2021
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straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight
by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020
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einstein line

Einstein Line: Common vernacular of regular concert goers. The Einstein line is the front row of the mosh pit where the punters stupid enough to get caught (Hence the sarcastic allusion to Einstein) are mashed up against the security barriers protecting the artists on stage from the audience.

Has recently entered popular slang as the front row at any live concert - security barrier optional.
Wayne: "Woah Garth, check out that chic in the Einstein Line, she's lookin' pretty mashed up!"

Garth: "Like, yeah, she's like, a bonafide honey! Party Time! Let's bring her on stage man!"
by kustomize April 18, 2007
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Einstein's Folly

Description of Einstein's theory of relativity's one limitation in which special relativity is unable to apprehend compositive light and general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two photons in a single line.
Einstein's Folly states that general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two trienes or Riemann time-series in a Riemann function.
by metastatic March 15, 2022
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