eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.

I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.

by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023

undercover eggplant

Bring me thereplz

I failed my final and now I need some undercover eggplant

by Poopoohole69 December 17, 2017

Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.

Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!

by Jack Stack_24 October 2, 2020

Eggplant

A subtle nickname to call your ex boyfriend's girlfriend that has weird purple hair.

"Hey , look it's Eggplant."
"She has Eggplant hair."

by GoldenClown April 6, 2017

eggplant

lemme guess. You're here cuz

1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system

2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"

but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.

person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.

person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them

person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.

Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.

by hiya Im sTuPiD+"clueless" December 24, 2021

Eggplant

A dick.

Just like you.

Send nudes *eggplant emoji*

by the twix bar September 19, 2018

Cherry Eggplant

an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.

Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*

by Mizer'Noct May 7, 2021