Fat Eyed

A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin

(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Regal Eyed

When a Bass system hits so hard your eyes start to squint

That system made me regal eyed!!

by $crook$ August 3, 2006

Ei Reh

Asian, really cute and handsome guy, likes to hang out with friends and family, and really smart.

"Yo you heard of Ei Reh!"
"Yea he's super cool!"

by Saa Reh February 14, 2020

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

Pooch Eyed

Getting so exceptionally drunk that one's eyes share the dumb quality of those of a hound.

Shane n' I are gonna' head down to the bar n' get pooch eyed. 'Care to join?

by B. Dizzle June 19, 2006

straight eyed

to not be cross eyed.

I'd rather have you straight eyed than cross eyed.

by archerychick November 23, 2015

Bung-eyed will

Ozzy bogan who is more retched than the mildew on your grandmothers ceiling

Typically drives a clapped out 20 year old Fourbie

That cunt Will is hella bung-eyed.

Stop getting attracted to preschoolers your acting like bung-eyed will

by ooooooof boi January 22, 2023