Regal Eyed

When a Bass system hits so hard your eyes start to squint

That system made me regal eyed!!

by $crook$ August 03, 2006

Fat Eyed

A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin

(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 17, 2015

straight eyed

to not be cross eyed.

I'd rather have you straight eyed than cross eyed.

by archerychick October 06, 2015

Odd-eyed

Having eyes of different colors. A trait often found in anime and manga characters.

Lelouch becomes odd-eyed when using Geass.

by Vonen June 12, 2016

Ei Reh

Asian, really cute and handsome guy, likes to hang out with friends and family, and really smart.

"Yo you heard of Ei Reh!"
"Yea he's super cool!"

by Saa Reh February 14, 2020

flash-eyed

when a person experiences temporary blindness due to eye exposure to too many camera flashes.

frequently experienced at shows in the dark.

"YO! Lady! Did you see that bangin' guitar riff?"
"Naaww maaan, i am sooo flash-eyed right now. you dont even know."

by stretchmarx June 22, 2007