double ender

A shit that is so big that it pokes out above the water at both ends

Dude, the day after thanksgiving i took the biggest double ender.

by Markmywords January 14, 2008

The ender

this task takes usually 20 people when preformed first you warm up with a bukkake on a girl, you and your 15+ group of friends all trash a girls body until you can't tell she's human, normal ways of doing this is fucking her doggy style while your friend curb stomps her then after that most people like to pull off a limb or two then burn the flesh so she stays alive after that usually you and your friends basically get what you want out of her (sexually) and once you feel your finished it's time to end her, you and your friends place her face down then all jump on her until she has no pulse and she has reached game over mode with no reset button.

Curtis: yo Davarious i heard you and ya boys gave Katherine what she deserved!
Davarious: hell yeah cuz, dat bitch owed me 5 bucks, so i got my crew and gave her the ender
Curtis: damn bro isn't that a lil harsh?
Davarious: naw, she claimed she forgot she owed me, because it was 3 years ago but i aint care i took ten out of her purse when it was all over because of interest

by Dnelsbootyshorts April 25, 2010

high-ender

a wealthy person who goes after expensive goods.

A bas such high-enders!

by uttam maharjan July 7, 2012

The Wallet Ender

"The Wallet Ender" is a term that is often used to describe a small village pub in Folkestone. It is supposedly an upper class pub however at times it is often over ridden with working class scumbags. The average pint is £3 so if you bring your wallet in there; it will soon be destroyed, hence the name.

Mate 1: You up for going out tonight mate?
Mate 2: Yeah definitely mate, where you thinking of going, I might pop down the Master Brewer for a few.
Mate 1: Fuck me! The Wallet Ender? I've just been paid I ain't going anywhere near there, jesus.
Mate 2: But they sell Hurlimann.

by Oh My Diddy February 29, 2008

Red Ender

The Tip Of A Mans Penis,
Traiditionally in a rounded shape
however can sometimes be in a cone, or dodgey shape

Woah, look at that mans red ender, you can tell he hasn't had it in a while

by JAMIEJIGSAW August 18, 2009

twin-ender

The act of passing gas from both one's mouth and anus simultaneously, usually caused by unexpectedly sneezing while trying to hold in a fart. Due to the great stress placed on the body while sneezing, the accompanying fart may be much louder and violent than a regular fart and often causes a small amount of anal pain.

This can be especially embarrassing in public places if the sound of the sneeze does not cover the sound of the fart.

On rare occasions, you may be unfortunate enough to encounter the 'twin-ender with sauce'. This occurs when the fart is accompanied by the expulsion of faecal matter (commonly known as a shart.)

Bill : "aaa... aaA... AAA-CHOOOFRRRRRRRRTT"

Bob : "Dude, wicked twin-ender!"

Bill : "...oh God, I think I ripped something."

by Punk Moogle December 13, 2007

table ender

In competitive eating, the highest ranked eaters are placed in the middle of the table on the stage. Lower ranks populate the ends of the table.

Guys like Joey and Pat sit in the middle of the table, center stage. A guy like me who is just a mortal eater is called a table ender.

by BilR December 4, 2007