emu export

coons piss
also known as 'domestic violence in a can'

one of the worst beers in australia makes anyone who drinks it braindead, mostly drunk by abos on pension day

what ya drinkin that emu export shit for

by ?rumpig? July 11, 2007

Emu Explorer

Someone who sits around his computer all day keeping a dictionary by his side at all times, so when he can find his prey, he can use it to attack them using huge words he just learned. He often looks on Dictionary.com at the start of the day for a new big word to use.

Richie: "Stop talking to me, you are such a simpleton and you are not worth my time, you cretin, your wasting my completely precious time."

Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."

by the mysterious eggman July 10, 2010

Emu Slap

To be slapped by a person recently tarred and feathered

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!

by Defrag08 January 2, 2012

emu attack

when emu is having none of it and wants to bite off your head

Dang, Carmen just suffered a severe emu attack.

by luvsemu April 26, 2016

emu chick

A baby or young emu.

Emu chicks are running around.

by Ritacca March 2, 2023

Emu the bird

the fucking loser that plays blox fruits for a living, and acts like a fucking femboy

im a dumb piece of shit” emu the bird”

by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023

Emu peck

When you shape your hand into the look and an emu and then use it to widen the vagina before fisting

I emu pecked my girlfriend last night

by Emupeckkker November 25, 2023