Fat Eyed

A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin

(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Regal Eyed

When a Bass system hits so hard your eyes start to squint

That system made me regal eyed!!

by $crook$ August 3, 2006

Ei Reh

Asian, really cute and handsome guy, likes to hang out with friends and family, and really smart.

"Yo you heard of Ei Reh!"
"Yea he's super cool!"

by Saa Reh February 14, 2020

Bung-eyed will

Ozzy bogan who is more retched than the mildew on your grandmothers ceiling

Typically drives a clapped out 20 year old Fourbie

That cunt Will is hella bung-eyed.

Stop getting attracted to preschoolers your acting like bung-eyed will

by ooooooof boi January 22, 2023

Pooch Eyed

Getting so exceptionally drunk that one's eyes share the dumb quality of those of a hound.

Shane n' I are gonna' head down to the bar n' get pooch eyed. 'Care to join?

by B. Dizzle June 19, 2006

no eyed girl

when the neil cicierega spirit phone song lemon demon😨😨😨

hail sit the real of: IF YOULL BE MY NO EYED GIRL FROM NOWHERE MANKIND CAN GO
random guy: holy shit neil cicierega

by anonymous February 1, 2023

flash-eyed

when a person experiences temporary blindness due to eye exposure to too many camera flashes.

frequently experienced at shows in the dark.

"YO! Lady! Did you see that bangin' guitar riff?"
"Naaww maaan, i am sooo flash-eyed right now. you dont even know."

by stretchmarx July 20, 2007