Dutchman's Curse

The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.

Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.

-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.

by tilespace October 4, 2010

Flying Dutchman

When you give someone a handjob and use their poop as a lube

Tommy: Bro I was at becky’s last night and she gave me a Flying Dutchman

by threebysix October 1, 2022

dead dutchman

A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.

Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.

by 16wshouse March 20, 2016

Flying Dutchman

When you and the boys find a rope swing on the side of the lake but you gotta take a fat shit so you wait until the swing reaches its climax to let it out

Yo watch out I’m about to hit a Flying Dutchman

by The little dingler man August 31, 2025

sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

Dutchmans wife

When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump

Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off

by Benza2023 October 10, 2023

Flying Dutchman

When Nathan jumps in the air and lands in his girls pussy

Y’all ever had the Flying Dutchman

by Yumbum26 May 8, 2019