When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.
by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018
Get the Krusty Dutchmanmug. Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
Get the the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin pursemug. The art of watching someone give or receive a dutch rudder, usually due to your lack of having arms; like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
Man Chuck Norris ripped off my arms because I asked him for a Dutch Rudder now I have to enjoy armless dutchman.
by KennBo September 10, 2011
Get the armless dutchmanmug. A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.
by 16wshouse March 20, 2016
Get the dead dutchmanmug. by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016
Get the dutchman's unclemug. While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.
by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020
Get the the calming dutchmanmug. by Benza2023 October 10, 2023
Get the Dutchmans wifemug.