1. The phrase you get when you switch the first letters of 'cookie dough.' Simple enough.
2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.
2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.
1. (c(+ d)ookie - c) + (d(+ c)ough - d) = dookie cough.
2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.
2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.
by UnusedCliche January 3, 2010
by pine October 17, 2007
by Bushwacker9000 February 16, 2016
Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)
Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”
by lottapressure May 9, 2022
When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.
Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017
by Shaquanda Jefferson December 30, 2016