dongarent

(verb) To sneak into an Old Folk's Home and switch the oxygen/resperator tanks with the compressed fart-gas of thirteen Nebraska Ironworkers, then dressing like a clown and handing out fortune cookies with bible passages scrawled in red letters on the fortunes.

"No, I don't think that's wierd. My ex used to dongarent on thursdays at Willow Lakes, but he had to quit because of a Nebraska construction disaster ruined his fart-gas hook-up, and clowning around with bible-fortunes sort of lost its splendor I guess after that..."

by moldy anus March 18, 2009

doogal'd

1. An unfortunate situation.
2. The act of being screwed or swindled.

In school the other day, I was doogal'd by the kid who sits in the front row; I copied his test--and failed.

by Rouleau March 30, 2009

doogal-froogal

The act of eating an entire bag of chips or an entire box of cereal at once.

Jake doogal-froogaled the entire box of cereal

Sophia is such a doogal-froogaler! Every time I get a family size bag of chips, she doogal-froogals it!

by jake.and.sophia.love.you.a.lot September 1, 2009

Doogerbomb

A terribly nasty concoction of Jaegermeister and Tomato juice. Usually poured into a cup with the shotglass in the middle.

At the bar last night I saw Jon completely trashed and I got him to drink 6 Doogerbombs!

by DoognTexnBrewce September 14, 2010

doogalis

A word that simply defines the type of humans who fail by nature.

Hey look at John, what a doogalis.

by teddyboi January 28, 2014

dogarmed

Used in place of 'doggarned.' Will place the seed of crippling depression in the receiver's heart.

Me: That's dogarmed dumb!
You: I suddenly feel a need to crawl into my bed and cry for hours

by Hinatatertot October 20, 2015

doggardener

Dog who is a part time gardener. Usually is payed in treats.

I fired my old gardener and hired a doggardener!

by armandster [10.31] April 25, 2017