doody snap

An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.

Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!

by Crazy Breezy October 04, 2013

Doody Twat

A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.

DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!

by Doody Twat Hater March 17, 2010

woo doody

A penis

Joe put ice on his woo doody after his surgery.

by fart in a hailstorm August 04, 2009

sperm doodie

When you stick a finger up a males ass, getting shit on it, causing him to cum buckets- therefore causing him to have a sperm doodie.

Yo, Janel stuck her finger up ass last night and gave me the biggest sperm doodie EVER.

by spermwhisperer June 07, 2014

doody truffle

The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop

Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle

by redneck101 November 25, 2013

doodie miscarriage

Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.

I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage

by drop it on the one July 31, 2008

Doody Mosaic

The splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an Italian Renaissance mosaic. It is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scraped.

While cleaning the bathroom this morning, I noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled Alfred Hitchcock smoking a cigar.

by SheLarry June 22, 2010