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doody snap

An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.
Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!
by Crazy Breezy October 3, 2013
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doody digit

When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.
Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.
by doody digits are real May 11, 2016
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Doody Mosaic

The splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an Italian Renaissance mosaic. It is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scraped.
While cleaning the bathroom this morning, I noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled Alfred Hitchcock smoking a cigar.
by SheLarry June 24, 2010
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doody stick

Typically you chase your sister with it after you scrape it off your shoe, now you have a doody stick.
by little brother8 November 30, 2013
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Doodie Shank

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.

Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint
by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010
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sperm doodie

When you stick a finger up a males ass, getting shit on it, causing him to cum buckets- therefore causing him to have a sperm doodie.
Yo, Janel stuck her finger up ass last night and gave me the biggest sperm doodie EVER.
by spermwhisperer June 7, 2014
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doody truffle

The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop
Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle
by redneck101 November 25, 2013
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