Why Don’t We

5 boy like gods with voices that are from the heavens it’s a whole family with Jonah who's a Harry Potter fanatic, Daniel and his apple juice and giraffe neck,Jack and his noodles🥵 and just go google them they’re beautiful

Friend: OMG they’re so ugly

Me: Why Don’t We is better than your fandom don’t even with me unless you want to be in a body bag.

by Sce.xii June 9, 2019

don’t pee january

a month where you don’t pee

oh man i can’t pee because it is in fact don’t pee january

by anikanISblack December 2, 2020

Don’t you listen

He’s great words come from the great man Mathew. What an idiot

This mean Dominic are you good he said this as he jerked off . Don’t you listen to yourself Mathew

by iLife’s Urban dictionary November 5, 2019

Don’t follow me

Order in the armed forces to retreat.
Antonym of “Follow me”.

“Follow me, don’t follow me.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.

Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023

Please don’t look at this…

You are an idiot, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

My friend said please don’t look at this… I got the YOU ARE AN IDIOT virus! youareanidiot.org

by koiboi2 May 20, 2022

Don’t take a picture

Used to convey that the speaker does not want remember the current state they are in.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021