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distabled

i.e-distabled, the sickness.
a very rare flu in which the user becomes distablised.While distabled, the user fails at lifes most basic tasks, despite how easy they are.The host of distabled is smelly and a loner.
"oh god i missed that soccer ball at the goals and it was going slowly.....i pulled a stables, and now have the sickness, also known as being distabled
by Kool cat May 24, 2005
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graceful distancing

breaking up without the traditional negative actions and emotions of anger, jealousy, rage, depression, down-rapping the ex, burning things they left at your house, calling up the new gf/bf and screaming at them. Breaking up without sacrificing the friendship.

A friendly uncontested divorce - where the individuals do not need lawsuits and TROs - is an example of graceful distancing.
My husband Jim and I are graceful distancing, but we are not divorced yet. He moved out without any screaming or blaming. We are still friends.

We split the weekends with the kids. We both go to parent teachers conferences. We each kept our retirement accounts. I asked for child support but no alimony.
We still do Thanksgiving & Christmas and birthdays together with the kids, and we have talked about integrating our new lovers next year.
by kip seeks December 7, 2010
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Social distancing "x"

The "x" placed on the floor of banks and stores in the wake the covid19 Corona virus pandemic of the year 2020. It is usually tape and spaced 6 feet apart to minimize the spread of the virus.
Get your ass on that social distancing "x" or a store employee who thinks he's the police/security will remove you from the establishment.
by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020
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distance

An excuse that one person in a relationship uses to dump another, often cover for other problems in the relationship that said person will not admit.
by /\/ May 15, 2006
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Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.
Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.
by Jack February 12, 2005
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Brim Distance

Brim distance defines how far away from another man's face you can get, before it's considered "homo". When you're in a fight, and two men get "all up in each other's face", they can only get so close, before it gets intimate. This distance is measured by "brim distance". If you are wearing a hat (59fifty is recommended for maximum distance) and your brim is touching the other man's forehead, then that's within brim distance and "no homo". However, if you are any close than brim distance, it just became sexual.
Person 1: What did you just call me!?!?
Person 1: *Gets up in the other man's face*
Person 2: Wow wow wow, you just got way close than brim distance man. Chill out with that, it's gettin' creepy.
by Conor Davidson May 31, 2009
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shitting distance

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.
by GatSmith January 31, 2014
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