"How'd it go last night?"
"After 8 years of advances and countless hours of strenuous training, I finally scaled Janet, despite serious avalanche risk."
"Wow, sounds like it was really a Slovak direct.
"After 8 years of advances and countless hours of strenuous training, I finally scaled Janet, despite serious avalanche risk."
"Wow, sounds like it was really a Slovak direct.
by climber69er August 24, 2018
5 british boys - sorry niall, 4 brit boys and one irish boy - who are very hot and talented. they are currently on an 18 month hiatus except the problem is it’s been 5 years. they are the only boys who can be so hot and fucking adorable at the same time and that combined with their accents makes me pregnant, im sure many other fans will agree
by onedirectionisalifestyle November 07, 2021
one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean
by i heart milfs April 22, 2020
Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.
Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.
by dwalt121 January 05, 2010
Tom shattered Jessica's trust in him when he leaned in close with an air of intimacy, only to violate her with a direct willie.
by Ari14 July 22, 2008
by Damoose October 09, 2014
A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.
One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.
by Y U NO LIEK ME March 25, 2013