Disconfect

The ability to sterlize something that has been on the floor for a short period of time (1-5 seconds) by just blowing on it. Most humans don't have this ability but think they can disconfect.

Bob: Shit! My candy just fell in dog shit!
Ryan: Dude, just disconfect it.
Bob:*Blows
Its still covered in shit

by pablo kkkkkkkkkkkkk August 21, 2010

Disconfused

The state of being somewhat confused BUT not exactly, Not sure what the hell is going on BUT have some idea; In BUT also out of the loop

1. (A. American) It aint my fault you and your crew disconfused nigga!
2. (Colonized) Do not Fret John; you seem to be disconfused about the matter. Let me explain.

by Akbar Abdul December 26, 2018

discontent

is what pussies put on their myspace when they want to cry!

Status: Josh is having a bad day.
Mood: Discontent =/

by cuntlicker121 October 29, 2008

disconnected

Commander in Chief George W. Bush

Mr. Disconnected says Brownie is doing a heck of a job

by Bill R. April 13, 2006

disconbobulated

im really fuckin broken and it hurts

ive just fallen and im all disconbobulated

by gav n nick April 14, 2006

disconvenience

1.
v. to deliberately or purposely inconvenience someone
n. something that is deliberately or purposely inconvenient
adj. deliberately or purposely inconvenient (disconvenient)

2.
n. inconvenience caused by another's laziness/negligence/incompetence

Nintendo's selection of unique screws is disconvenient as only Nintendo can disassemble their console systems.
Many car manufacturers disconvenience their customers by designing components that can only be serviced at the dealership.

by aeppels&wan January 8, 2007

disconnect

Noun A means without an end.

What is the disconnect that allows the
Exec to manufacture military weapons
but still have the face of Mister Rogers?

by otto pijotosov September 18, 2008