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Dinosaur Slime

Geriatric woman's post-coital vaginal secretions.
Reginald was deeply offended by the dinosaur slime his grandmother left on the sofa after staying for the weekend...
by Captain Colonoscopy November 5, 2012
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Dinosaur rarity

Something so uncommon or unheard of, it's as rare as the dinosaurs.
"I do not like waking up early unless I awaken on my own and feel great, then I love it. But that is a dinosaur rarity".
by K_Wiz June 7, 2016
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dentside

A Ford pickup truck built from 1973 to 1979. Simply the best truck there is.
My buddy has a square body but I have the best truck... a dentside
by BlueLightning01 February 6, 2019
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double dinosaur

A three way with two old guys
She went to the retirement home and got a double dinosaur last night.
by Big Daddy Donkey Punch November 15, 2017
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Bingus ass dinosaur

A term for the gayest of the gay. A bingus ass dinosaur is a term you wanna use for only the fruitiest folk, this isn't something to take lightly.
Aiden: holy shit you're such a bingus ass dinosaur
Adam: ye
by Froghive1999 March 8, 2021
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Dinosaur-Lookin Bitch

A derogatory phrase commonly used to insult or degrade another"s features by comparing them to a prehistotic species. Also, the word bitch is used to emphasize the insult. Frequently used in Pennsylvania.
Dude1: "Yo, did you see that ugly dinosaur-lookin bitch on the corner?"
Dude2: "Yeah, she looks like a T-Rex, cuz!"

Bitch1: "I ain't gonna get you now, but I'll get you later you dinosaur-lookin bitch!"
Bitch2: "At least I don't look like a raptor whore! Go bite your man's dick off!"
by Genius On Deck May 6, 2009
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Dinosaur Meat

Dinosaur meat is the toughest meat there is. Everyone knows that...I mean dinosaurs were b.a.m.fs (bad-ass-mother-fuckers).

Dinosaur meat is a rare commodity sold on the black market.

Dinosaur meat may be a rare delicacy now-a-days but cavemen had tons. Cavemen struggled to eat it all the time.

Dinosaur meat can be compared to off brand beef jerky that you get from Wal-Mart for fifty cents cheaper...even though you know you should have gotten that Jack Links kind.
"Dinosaur meat is so tough that I chipped a tooth"

"This beef jerky is so hard I feel like a caveman eating dinosaur meat"

Guy#1: "Dinosaur meat sure would hit the spot right now"
Guy#2: "Too bad neither of us have dental insurance"

"This beef jerky is so tough that I feel like I just killed and jerkied a dinosaur"

Girl#1: "I might be high but (best way to start a sentance) ...I know what cavemen went through eating their dinosaur meat"

Girl#2: "What?! You're definitely high."
by JennR October 5, 2009
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