the sassy pieces of shet that hold on tight to your pube hairs that grown in your asshole, & are afraid of the icy tundra waters of the deep, deep soiled suage tanks.
my fuckin dingleberries WONT come off of my curly black asshole hairs...WTF! they are tightly gripped & if i pull any harder ill have to wait for the sexy asshole hairs to grown back....AGAIN!!!! shit. well, the other day when my girlfriend was giving me hardcore rim job, she started eating them and she swallowed every single bite. after, she tried to make out with me, & there was still A TON of shit stuck in her teeth....it was a little weird but it still turned me on.
by Maria&Taylor July 25, 2007
Get the dingleberriesmug. A menstruating female with long pubic hair will at times be prone to growing a dingleberry. This is the phenomenon wherein little balls made from the mixing of toilet paper and menstrual blood "dingle" from her pubic hair.
by mandalajen August 24, 2007
Get the dingleberrymug. A dingleberry can be used to throw at unsuspected friends. You can also place them in others drinks or food in order to spice them up a little. If your fuckmate if kinky enough then she may perfer to have them all to herself.
by Nick9 April 9, 2006
Get the dingleberrymug. by JackS17 November 10, 2015
Get the Dingleberrymug. by schnorkles October 28, 2010
Get the dingleberrymug. A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one's fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The Deuce." Although dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.
During a long and violent struggle to free himself from a single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man's decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.
by Random Female June 23, 2007
Get the Dingleberrymug. by TheCuteNdeadly March 17, 2010
Get the dingleberrymug.