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dingleberry

Little pieces of shit stuck in the hairs in your choda and or asshole.
A dingleberry can be used to throw at unsuspected friends. You can also place them in others drinks or food in order to spice them up a little. If your fuckmate if kinky enough then she may perfer to have them all to herself.
by Nick9 April 9, 2006
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Dingleberry

A dingleberry is a tiny turd stuck to your bunghole fuzzies.
Bloody hell, I've got me a giant dingleberry stuck to me bum!
by JackS17 November 10, 2015
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dingleberry

small piece of shit that clings to your ass hairs
I took a crap and just created a bunch of dingleberry
by schnorkles October 28, 2010
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Dingleberry

A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one's fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The Deuce." Although dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.
During a long and violent struggle to free himself from a single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man's decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.
by Random Female June 23, 2007
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dingleberry

1.) An annoying piece of shit that won't go away.

2.) The ex who refuses to gtfo of your life.
John's ex cockblocked him last night. She's such a dingleberry!
by TheCuteNdeadly March 17, 2010
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dingleberry

a small amount of shit that surround the anus hairs and is very hard to clean it unless you use your own fingers...
hey john i have to clean my dammit dingleberry whit my own fingers because i was crapping...
by Richter808 October 29, 2006
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dingleberry

The balls of shit hanging off a males anal hairs after having a shit that look like sweet smelling fruit balls.
Zak: hey dude can I have some fruit
Imran: here, have a dingleberry
Zak: no dude I'm not eating your shit balls
Imran: dude just eat it
by dingleberry1234 September 6, 2013
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