Ding Dong Schlong

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

by xWhatDa November 11, 2022

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ding dong hookup

The hookup nobody wants, but everybody has from time to time. Mostly caused by alcohol, despair, loneliness and/or a full ballsack.

Upon self-reflection Tim realized, that his last one night stand was indeed a ding dong hookup.

by TimTighten January 7, 2015

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Ding Dong Hello

a game when you ding dong ditch someone's house, but you try to make conversation and the person who talks the longest wins.

Tom: Marcus won ding dong hello last night when he talked to old man wilson for 15 minutes!

Marcus: Yeah thats right, you only talked for one minute with Mrs. Mc Glynn

by tommyeajpo'aj;fja March 23, 2011

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ding dong daddy

fuck buddy; guy you like - but only to fuck, NOT to acutally date; married male lover

No, Paige wasn't at the party last night; she musta been with her ding dong daddy wearin it out!

by SweetCookie May 9, 2006

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When one has a sexual partner that you are not emotionally attached to but have sex with regularly. The action of ding dong dick is to represent the easiness of which getting sex with them is. Just ringing the doorbell will provide intercourse. The phrase is also a play in ding dong ditch.

I went over to her house to play ding dong dick

by Inside man July 15, 2013

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