Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
by British Virgin Islands at the February 04, 2023
DRAMON: AYE YO NIGGA I WUZ KICKIN IT WIT DEEZ TWO THICK ASS WHITE BITCHES BUT THEN THEY PUT ME IN AN ASS DILEMMA AND I WAZ THEIR TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT ASS I WANNA FUCK FIRST, SHIT WAS SO HORD IT WUZ LIEK AN SAT UP IN DIS MUHFUCKA!
Tom: Whoa man that's sick, I 'm very intrigued!
Tom: Whoa man that's sick, I 'm very intrigued!
by Cartah Hoffah December 16, 2015
Angst experienced by most serial kidnappers, rapists and lorry drivers after spending some considerable time with their female abductee.
Sarah had spent the best part of six months chained to the radiator in the cellar. Bubba Lou was plagued by the fisherman's dilemma. 'Do I kill it, or do I let it go?'
by manoftrent November 28, 2017
The known sentiment that there is a 50/50 chance of a word's definition on UD either being mildly amusing or critically unfunny.
Tom: Bro! I just looked up a word on Urban Dictionary
Michael: And as such you have fallen into the Urban Dilemma
Michael: And as such you have fallen into the Urban Dilemma
by KeinDragon September 09, 2020
The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter
by Switch Mane September 22, 2020
A quirky way to describe being stuck between two equally unappealing choices, like deciding whether to skip a social event or attend and be bored.
Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.
Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.
by MothMaven August 16, 2024