Dickbeater

As it pertains to the condition of an individual’s vehicle, being in such poor condition that no woman would possibly engage in any type of sexual activity with the vehicle’s owner, thereby forcing said vehicle’s owner to engage in masturbation as the sole means for sexual releae

John needs to get a new job so he can replace that shitbox dickbeater he is driving so he can at least get laid once before he dies

by Mr Miyagi’s penis February 24, 2025

Dicklatory relief

The sense of weight lifting off of your shoulders because you received mind blowing mood altering dick. Synonym of sexual satisfaction

Jeremy and I had intercourse, luckily I needed some dicklatory relief after a hard day's work.

by anonymous September 7, 2025