mid-degree-crisis

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(a) The sudden realization that you have absolutely no idea what you want to major in for the next two years of your 4 year college career.
(b) The sudden realization that a degree in humanities is applicable everywhere yet nowhere at the same time.
(c) The period of confusion around the time when a declaration of major is required to continue lessons at an educational facility
(d) The period spent before a declaration deadline questioning the future of one's life, usually brought on by a call by an expectant parent.

Alex: "Hey this party is kickn', where's the homeboy chad?"
Cletus:"He just got his first call about post college careers from his mom. To say the least he's either sitting this night out or PTFO already"
Alex:"mid-degree-crisis!"
Cletus:"Totally! Bottoms up to graduate school!"

by TheKaramanukian July 27, 2011

Second degree boner

A boner (erection) received from something you are not actively involved in. It is used to describe how a boner is brought about.

"I totally just got a Second degree boner watching you two make out."

by raladical December 30, 2011

Second degree incest

When one has sexual relations with someone who is not their blood relative but still seen as family

Tom: you hang with Jessica a lot. When you finna pipe.

Jerry: bro wtf! She like a sister to me that’s that second degree incest

by Issa furqy June 22, 2019

2nd degree murder

Second degree murder is described as an opportunistic action to cause bodily harm or recklessness and disregard pertaining to human life. (I.e. reacting in the heat of the moment in anger)

“Did you hear about the guy who killed another guy at the bar on the tv last night I heard he got charged with 1st degree murder”
“No your thinking of 2nd degree murder he didn’t go out saying I’m going to kill this guy he just lost a game of pool”

by Sonofthereaper May 13, 2021

3rd Degree Murder

3rd degree murder is a murder without intent to kill someone.
Also 3rd degree murder is a thing we all should legalize

"Legalize 3rd degree murders" "Fuck i commited a 3rd degree murder"

by sybaumfz January 10, 2023

douchebaggery in the 3rd degree

This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye

Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)

*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.

by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015

Bachelor's Degree

Bachelor's Degree: A sheet of paper and myth to intercity kids.

A teacher, usually named Will, tries to prepare his intercity students for college and a Bachelor's Degree through rigorous PE classes and detention.

DiQuan told his class that he was going to be a Unicorn trainer at the zoo after he gotten his Bachelor's Degree. The class laughed cuz they all knew a degree was a myth.

by The Moose on fire October 10, 2018