Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

by uniberg March 10, 2011

vaginal delivery

The birth of a child or children through the vaginal opening of the mother.

My sister was born by vaginal delivery rather than cesarean section.

by MAGCo3 November 18, 2013

Tinos delivery

Tinos delivery is the product of making fancy food for your freinds and bringing it to them for no reason. Usaully done by the mom of a freind group.

Rick- tim where did you get that cheesecake?

Tim- Its tinos delivery, christie have it to me.

by bubbles-the-cat October 24, 2017

Cum Delivery

When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later

Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!

by milkBAKE February 13, 2020

Homie delivery

When you ask a friend to deliver something to your home.

Me: Did you get that bottle of vodka for tonight?
Her: Just asked a friend for a homie delivery!

by Bibtan July 19, 2020

Royal delivery

When 5 guys cum in each hole on a girls face and then she suffocates

I’m not sure but I think she wants a “royal delivery”

by Tassive mit May 9, 2023