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desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.
man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit
by zleed May 6, 2021
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Desmond

Desmond AKA Piss-finger Desmond, a fat idiot who is far more cunty than the biggest cunt on the planet, he is a fatass homosexual
Person 1: oh look its desmond!
Person 2: oh its piss-finger! He’s so gay
by Bobby brown, so now jump aroun December 12, 2023
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Desmonding

Knowledgable in all walks of life. Humble but actually does know everything. Sport is a desmonders specialist subject.

Funny, great sense of humour.
Look at that guy sharing his words of wisdom again. Classic Desmonding
by Loseb January 20, 2022
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Desmond

My name is Desmond
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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slick desmond

a reference to the slickness of duncan stainer lord of latin and 8x
slick des i have latin with slick desmond next
by kan September 29, 2003
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Desmond

He is a topper who scored 97.44% in his 10th grade and is an artist.
He has brain of desmond.
by muralikrishna March 24, 2022
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desmond and ebonecia

These people belong together no matter what and no matter who .. the love is unconditional.
i wish i could be like desmond and ebonecia they are so cute .
by 4lifersssss September 26, 2021
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