Throne depot

A bros way of referencing Home Depot and its signature twisted pine 2x4’s that are shit

“Grab some Sheetrock when you’re at throne depot Kyle got drunk last night so......”

by chHAad March 6, 2021

office depot

heaven on earth

man i went to office depot this morning.... im livin the dream

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

Home Depot Speed

In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.

Your door will be delivered at the home depot speed!

by destructodog December 28, 2024

Depot

Have you ever heard of Home Depot? If not, google it

Thing 1: Have you ever heard of a depot?

Thing 2: no

Thing 1: dumbass just go to the Home Depot and you’ll find your answer. Come back when you understand

Thing 2: No.

Thing 1: (retard)

by Ligmatomysigma June 21, 2024

Depotism

The condition or philosophy of being a disillusioned or failed nepo baby; characterized by existential dread, squandered privilege, and a vague sense that you were meant to be famous but somehow ended up mid-tier at best.

After his indie film tanked and his band broke up, Jared spiraled into full depotism.

by ShajaanMuazShaheem April 25, 2025

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Depot soda

A depot soda is the drink (traditionally a white monster) you grab from the cooler on your way into Home Depot. You sip it while browsing and then leave it empty somewhere in the store without paying for it.

“PUT DOWN THE GODDANN DEPOT SODA AND HELP ME LOAD THESE SHEET GOODS ONTO THE CART”

by Fuck_production December 5, 2021