Depot soda

A depot soda is the drink (traditionally a white monster) you grab from the cooler on your way into Home Depot. You sip it while browsing and then leave it empty somewhere in the store without paying for it.

“PUT DOWN THE GODDANN DEPOT SODA AND HELP ME LOAD THESE SHEET GOODS ONTO THE CART”

by Fuck_production December 5, 2021

Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.

Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night

by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020

Home Depot

A Home Depot is a home for monke. They have wood and lights. Best of all they have my favorite thing shelves and chainsaws .

I go to the home depot to monkenap monke.

by Depot of home. September 29, 2021

Fuck Depot

Slut. Highly sexually active female. Female who is used for sex then forgotten. To be sleeping with a lot of partners.

Keri is a fuck depot. She is fucking Bob, Ted and me.

by Meth Guzzler August 14, 2018

lonely depot

An inside place where only the loneliest of lonely people to meet.

“Are you going to the Lonely Depot on Saturday?”

by OnlySomeoneUseless July 6, 2019

Throne depot

A bros way of referencing Home Depot and its signature twisted pine 2x4’s that are shit

“Grab some Sheetrock when you’re at throne depot Kyle got drunk last night so......”

by chHAad March 6, 2021

Depotent

The opposite of omnipotent, Having negative Unlimited power and being the lowest of mortals.

That dude Hudson is depotent

by Depotent man May 4, 2019