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synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
by g1bs0n June 2, 2011
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The Democan

It's literally a demoman, but inside a can.
The Democan is coming for everyone. RUN.
by The Tf2-er March 3, 2021
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Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably
*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.
by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019
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demica

demicas are short typically italien people; boy obsessers; are Stunned, and really bad at making up come backs. They can also be seen driving hummer bikes, but due to their lack of intelligence it is probable that their helmet will be worn at the back of their head, a demica is the oposite of a david, or an allie or a brock.
person 1: man i really want some pizza

person 2: lets-a get-a demicaa to make-a us a pizza!

person 3: ah yes, demica-a is-a spicy meat-a ball!
by Emmzy.14 July 13, 2011
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self-defecating

To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.
People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.
by Chicagodmt June 11, 2009
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flabby demeanor

1) the tendency of making facial expressions or body language which denote displeasure with being overweight.

2) to have more than the usual amount of flab on one's body resulting in radiating unattractiveness
Another way to call a person "fat" would just be to say they have a flabby demeanor.
by E.A.O. December 14, 2008
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demeated

A regular entree with ingredients that have either been sustituted with non meat alternatives for contain no meat.
by keyvez September 20, 2009
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