Decapilated

When you try to decapitate someone, but you end up entirely missing their head and therefore make a fool or yourself

Dude did you just kill him?!?

No dude, I just decapilated him...

by Human153 March 28, 2019

decasim

The most annoying person on planet earth

Jerold:STFU Deca goddam ur annoying asf and cringe
DecaSIM: Ur mom

by DecaSIM January 2, 2023

Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.

Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

by yungcleen May 11, 2018

Anal Decapitation

The act of shoving your entire head up another person's ass and having them clench till the bloodflow is cut off to your head

Bro 1: Bro my gfs kinda pissed at me cause I asked if we could do Anal Decapitation

Bro 2: Why would you even ask that

by Johnny-k17 November 3, 2019

make like decapitation

Funnier than make like a tree and leaf!

Sorry guys I have to make like decapitation and head off!

by Mischief! October 10, 2006

Decarding

Decarding- 1)the act of removing cardboard from the shelves of popular supermarkets such as lidl.
2) The art of putting empty cardboard boxes into a much larger empty box.

Jeff: Alex, can you go over the decarding again, gethyn just went over it but i dont trust his decarding skills.
Alex: Yes Jeff, i live for decarding!!
Ryan: Would you like me to bail the card with scott??
Jeff: Speeeeedddd!!!!

by lidl lover March 26, 2009

Dearinger

A bad ass mother fucker who you really don't wanna mess with! You really wish you could be a Dearinger.

Those Dearinger's are fucking crazy. I've seen one catch himself on fire just to prove he could!

by megmlm February 6, 2010