darwin sled 

a snowmobile

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.

darwin sled by cornerradius January 23, 2020

Darwin Lottery 

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

Darwin Lottery by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021

Darwin formal 

Darwin Formal is a semi-formal dress code for evening events held in the Northern Territory, Australia, originating in Territorian conventions for attire in the 19th century. The dress code is by its principal element, which is no flip flops (or thongs, as they are referred to as in Australia).

Is Michael Caine wearing Darwin Formal? While he is wearing a polyester tie, his boat shoes mean he is indeed wearing Darwin Formal.

Darwin formal by Territorian May 4, 2021

Darwin'd 

verb: To be removed from the gene pool by methodologies described in Charles Darwin's "On The Origin of Species".

Some flowers grow to resemble the creature pollinating them. Well, the ones that resemble them are the ones that thrive. The others get Darwin'd.

Darwin'd by JWSmythe September 12, 2021

Darwin fu

It is not a name ... It's a throne created by hardwork , it's also know as the finest thuglife king, who always roasts people asses and get into trouble but he doesn't care about a damn

Ma.... Fu , darwin fu....!

Darwin fu by Robin fu November 21, 2021

Darwin Candidate 

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.

Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"

Darwin Candidate by DearStupid September 1, 2022

Darwin Award 

An award for dumb ways to die in real life.

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.

Darwin Award by anonymous February 12, 2023