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Dante’s Inferno

A fiery hot diarrhea which burns your anus. Symptoms including shitting like a pail bucket and a very irritated anus.
Hey dan im suffering from Dante’s Inferno so I can’t come to work today, my ass is burning like hell.
by DAmOnD_WaRraIor May 6, 2023
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Dante's Burrito

The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.
Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.
by Cryptic anonymity April 18, 2018
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Lucas and Dante

Lucas and Dante are soulmates who fall in love at first sigh in life after life. They are lovers with an unbelievable connection that anyone but them can understand because of their high compatibility and linked fates. This couple is always clingy, sweet and deep, they can't be apart from each other in any way. The red thread of fate has engaged their lives forever and ever as destined lovers in body and soul. They enjoy their own company as no other, being comfortably themselves around and always showing their love with cloying words and actions that make them hearts beat faster. They are in love.
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Dante's Inferno

Dante's Inferno is arguably the greatest song ever done by the badass Heavy Metal band Iced Earth. This song is 16:26 long and kicked an extremly large amount of ass the whole way through. This song is based off of the famous poem written by Dante Alighieri.
Set "Dante's Inferno is the greatest metal song this side of Hallowed Be Thy Name."
by Set Abominae March 20, 2007
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Dante Syndrome

Dante Syndrome is when someone works at a crappy dead end job (usually minimum wage). Instead of taking responsibility and making a change, they become complacent and take their job way too seriously. Named after Dante Hicks from the Kevin Smith film Clerks
Person 1: Why the fuck, on her day off, is she coming into Wendy's on a Saturday night to clean.
Person 2: She has a bad case of Dante Syndrome.
by TransomeTrav August 28, 2013
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danting

also known as a strange type of affair but only 1 person has another half
yo g shes gt a bf n i b single n we wana go out but cnt but we sort of r wats it called blud its called a danting
by mat & dan October 31, 2007
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Dante's Peak

The sensation of needing to throw up immediately prior or immediately after climaxing with a woman. This usually starts with mild rumblings but eventually lead to the full on feeling needing deposit the contents of one's stomach.

Also, the beauty of said partner can come into play when your body debates which eruption to let loose first. The better looking the partner, the closer your barfing will be to the skeeting, or post coitus. The worse looking your partner is, the harder it will be to withold the gastrointestinal blast.

Can be used as a verb, such as "I was Dante's Peaking or I Dante's Peaked last night."
I totally had a Dante's Peak moment with Kristina last night. I literally ran to the bathroom after I busted.
by The San Jose Sensation March 31, 2011
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