sterile dangle

A male organ that not only can't get hard, but also can't emit baby-producing ejaculate. Both sterility and erectile dysfunction are involved- a double whammy for sure.

That roided out football player may be huge, but he probably has a sterile dangle.

by TrimHits July 1, 2015

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Oily danglers

To define the words ‘oily danglers’ you’ll probably have to close your eyes and think of a time when those perfect fantastic foreign women bask topless coating themselves with that oil based suntan lotion making them glisten and look so delightfully succulent you just want to help apply the lotion.

Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.

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Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.

“What the fuckers is wrong with you dude?” I asked dude as his jaw dropped, his eyes popped out and then drool started dripping.

Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there”
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.

by Iwannariot October 27, 2020

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