domestic dubstep

(n.) The sound of vacuuming, particularly whilst one is doing something else or listening to something else of genuine musical value at the time.

- “Kylie Minogue’s greatest hits don’t sound that great anymore with this domestic dubstep in the background now, do they, Jeremy?”
- “What?”
Alas, Jeremy could not hear, for ‘twas too loud.

by TheSundayStoner January 12, 2018

Domestic Fuckery

A domestic injury inflicted by a commonly used everyday household item

Oh man, I dropped a full jar of vegemite on my big toe this morning...

Nothing like some domestic fuckery to get the day rolling...

Oh wow....you just got DF’d

by Wickedwitchofthesouth123 February 26, 2020

Domestic Burglary

Something P/O Day of the 12th District made up. You won't find it in any crimes code book. However it only applies when the complainant does not know the offenders name, but they are in a relationship. The scene will always be contaminated, and the job will ALWAYS be founded. Be sure to contact the detective division prior to leaving the scene, as more often than not they want the scene held.

1237...wacha got out there? 1237...its going to be a domestic burglary, the complainant doesn't know the offenders name, but they are in a replationship.

by Domestic Burglary December 24, 2020

Domestic Mexican

Mexican that looks like a Mexican but hates hot food, likes Rock music, wife has a mullet

My Mexican friend is a domestic Mexican and he thinks he is privileged

by Mexican funny friend January 31, 2022

domestic side eye

when layla says something down

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023

Domestic Philosophy

The philosophical study of real time events that relates to your personal life expressed through videos and pictures.

Domestic Philosophy is also known as memes.

by Short Changed Hero August 31, 2023

Domestic Abuse

Something that women always get away with

The fucking slut hit me first and I’m the one getting arrested for domestic abuse

by Tykoi September 15, 2020