dirtydick

To take your penis and rub it around the the rim of someones cup or glass.

You're such an ass, I think I'll dirtydick your cup when you leave.

by Stacy February 19, 2005

Dirtydickbitch

Has a dirty dick, fucking a nasty hoe, cheating whore,is a bitch

You dirtydickbitch I caught you cheating I hope your dick falls off you nasty piece of shit

by Chrissy Cline September 5, 2016

dirtdicking

The act of getting so drunk or high that one's figurative "dick" gets knocked in the figurative "dirt."

Making a grave mistake that results in a figurative loss of one's status, dignity, or respect.

"He was so drunk last night that he ended up dirtdicking his own birthday party by passing out before the cake was even served."

"I can't believe I lost that job over something so stupid. I really dirtdicked that one."

"I was really nervous about my job interview, but I ended up dirtdicking it by showing up late and forgetting my resume."

by McRadioface May 5, 2023

dickie dirt

Cockney rhyming slang for shirt or t-shirt.

I need my new dickie dirt cos i'm going out on a Leo Sayer = I need a new t-shirt as i'm going for an all day drinking session.

Vada the bona dickie dirt = look at that nice shirt.

by DanimalLondon May 29, 2008

Dicks In the Dirt

A gathering of people, generally men, who talk incessantly about sports, sports scores, players stats, upcoming draft picks, coaches fired and hired, blahblah blah. Just never ending, mind numbing sports discussions that seem to rehash the same damn info over and over. A gaggle of guys talking the talk with their dicks dragging the dirt.

June: Who are all those guys in the break room? They're there everytime I go get coffee?

Martha: Just a bunch of dicks in the dirt- you know the rangers lost last night so that's a 2 hour discussion for them.

by Pamann May 10, 2012