Dildo Fingers

A term used to describe someone who is exceptionally talented at fingering women and/or males vagina or butthole to the point of climax of ones orgasim.

Angie: Hey, isn't't that Chad and Jordan?

Shelby: YES!!! I'm getting soooo wet!!

Angie: What!!! Why???

Shelby: Didn't I tell you...? They have dildo fingers!

Angie: Oooo... No-wonder they always say Get Famous!

by Get Famous September 30, 2009

Dildo McGee

A computer virus on your computer that causes a dildo to appear on your screen every five minutes and in a raspy voice say, "dildooo mcgeeeeeee".

Bob: Aw man I can't get rid of the dildo mcgee virus its making my mom think I'm watching gay porn.
Ryan: At least you don't have the blumpkin mcgee virus...

by Blumpkinpants122 December 30, 2010

Dragon dildo

A type of dildo that will shred your ass hole into oblivion if you're into that, especially if you have a reptilian fetish.

"That dragon dildo tore up my ass so good." Girl 1
"Can I borrow it for a day?" Man 1

by SteveSpangler February 14, 2017

Dildor

A mythological being whom is essentially a giant dildo. He uses a large cannon on the top of his head to shoot green/white projectiles toward his enemies/unsuspecting innocents.

Dildor's rampage left the town not only destroyed, but covered in sticky jizz, preventing all repairs for a while.

by Arthur Scott Stewart December 4, 2003

dildo-based titillation

A mating process used by Abdoes which involves the use of tits, with organic dildoes as nipples, pumping repeatedly to engage in sexual intercourse.

That Adbo used dildo-based titillation on your mom!

by Marxfjr January 29, 2009

dildon't

When you find a dildo or sex toy in your mum's draw and you don't want to.

Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

dildock

Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.

Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!

by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006