by bbgirl.com withdick March 1, 2022
Get the denisemug. denise green is one that many enjoy being around (when she’s not her true self) denise green is a lying, manipulative, fake, 2 sided, unlovable murderer. when you meet denise you won’t think for second how she really is . she gaslights & doesn’t show her true self until something doesn’t go her way. she’s a ugly troll looking beast & she isn’t good to be around anybody .
by henriajenksins January 4, 2023
Get the denise greenmug. When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Get the The Denise Snappermug. Denise is lovely, funny and smart.
Denise has silky, brown hair, and gorgeous, shimmering brown eyes.
Denise is a good listener. With her, you'll always be in good company.
Denise is a bit of a nerd. If you're a nerd too, she can be the Black Widow to your Hawkeye.
She'll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall.
Denise is a good friend. One of the best.
Denise has silky, brown hair, and gorgeous, shimmering brown eyes.
Denise is a good listener. With her, you'll always be in good company.
Denise is a bit of a nerd. If you're a nerd too, she can be the Black Widow to your Hawkeye.
She'll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall.
Denise is a good friend. One of the best.
by Darth Noah August 3, 2024
Get the Denisemug. A Pure hearted women and so special that u most likely won’t find many as her! She is beautiful inside and out and has a ability to see everyone and everything for who they are or what it is. She is a truth seeker and is one of the most loyal women u can have a relationship, friendship or work relations with. She don’t like to waste time so she will never give to much of herself unless u deserve it. But cross her and it will be your last breath. She is almost to smart for her own good so be carefull not to waste her time on stupid subjects. This woman loves justice and will never support a hater! She is extremely hard working and wont give up until she wears the Crown. But she would also share her gains after victory!
by Ledtherebelights November 23, 2021
Get the natalie denisemug. a smart girl who everyone loves. oftentimes a denise will be a libra with longish curly hair. denises' are often very short and thick and known to have a big ass. most denises' believe that they are greater than everyone else which is actually true!
by iheartmilk May 14, 2021
Get the denisemug. by Robmadethis September 1, 2023
Get the turbo denisemug.