He/she would smile when somebody looked at him/her, but would be holding a hammer to split the back of somebody's head with when you had your back turned. There was a frowning cynic behind his/her smile.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
Get the Cynicmug. Stop playin bruh Cynic finna pull a whole right click headtap havoc all about that static and send you the the fucking clinic. Send them to the clinic Cynic doesnt play around, hes gonna suck ya mum.
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by GAyass nigger November 24, 2020
Get the Send Them to the clinic Cynicmug. Someone who always has to focus on the positive things in life and never worry to keep themselves from going crazy.
The cynic always talked about the light at the end of the tunnel since the tunnel was all he/she could see. Most people are already aware that what can go wrong usually will, what's the point in making something sound bigger and better than what it really is?
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021
Get the Cynicmug. No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the Stop being so cynicalmug.