cyborg deepthroat

an extremely smart asian fellow who constantly outsmarts all others and receives good grades... and also happens to have a deeeeeep voice.

a: "dude, that asian kid Alan from art class is so smart! and his voice is frickin' deep"
g: "i know. he's practically a cyborg deepthroat!"

by ahdsflkhaulnruvnluvneslkmc February 28, 2011

Cyber Kafka

defines situations which you feel trapped in the internet bureaucracy.

i was trying to contact a website by emailing them and got this cyber kafka reply.

by Trutl July 5, 2014

cybersleuth

Information Technology Security professional who's primary role is investigations, forensics or detective type work.

Meet Bob , our company CyberSleuth. He will be able to tell you what that employee did while plugged into our network.

by loafed November 17, 2016

cyber emo

a person who is oxymoron to himself and is socially neutral.All he wants to be famous but spends all his life plotting and contradicting himself. Tries to show fake superiority over new people he meets which is probably because of being shunned by everyone in his childhood. is a jack of all trades but master of none. Good in handling gadgets and "self appreciates" himself for his cyber skills. Tries to make everyone happy and ends up hurting himself. Has few friends and keeps replacing them. Shows love for gore but inside his heart there's a great disgust and fear for bloodshed. Thinks himself as a mastermind but mostly ends up choosing plan b. Helps people with his tech skills which motivates him. "Wanna be Dictator".

I can't tell whats wrong with Max.I love him but he is an idiot? He is an emo but not the regular one!He keeps talking about cutting his wrist but he once panicked like a kid seeing my nose bleed XD. Ya he once fixed my phone. I have seen him doing lots of stuff in his garage! In highschool he once planned to help me slip through my room when i was grounded but as usual ended up being grounded himself and four dose of rabies vaccine XD! He is truly a Cyber Emo XD

by the_desperate_moron June 8, 2019

cyberpsychs

Slang term used for the growing mass of mental health professionals who’ve obtained their education and degrees from online schools and who may decide to conduct therapy entirely online as well.

Sometimes I really wonder if the cyberpsychs I’ve been in virtual counseling with have had any visceral experience at all in the three dimensional world with evaluating and treating mental conditions.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2023

External Cyborg

A person who is carrying so much electronic equipment that if it was within their body cavity, then they would be considered a cyborg. Most often they are carrying more electronics than they'd ever need, and a significant percentage is actually redundant.

For example, a teenager with an IPOD, TI-83 calculator, wrist watch, laptop computer, and a laser pointer. Therefore, this teenager is considered an External Cyborg.

For example, if you have so many electronics on hand that being pushed into a pool of water would drown you, and not because you can't swim. This is of course assuming all of the electronics were off when you were pushed into said pool of water. Only an External Cyborg would carry that many electronics.

by cubedspace3 February 22, 2010

cyber syphilis

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008