Angry Cupcake

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you pull out prior to ejaculation, skeet on top of her head on her hair. She looks like a cupcake and is now angry because she has to wash her hair.

Jake: Hey Chris!
Chris: What's up? Why is Patricia so mad at you?
Jake: I gave her an Angry Cupcake.

by C Harvey December 1, 2007

cupcakey

a good feeling that you get inside; unbeleivable happiness.

when lauren and jennifer saw the kittens, they got all cupcakey inside.

by lauren11692 July 28, 2006

Dirty Cupcake

When a woman is licking a man's asshole and he farts while she is performing said act.

"I will never lick his ass again because he gave me a Dirty Cupcake!"

by Tim/Brit May 12, 2010

cupcake stan

A cupcake stan is what you call users in stan twt that are super sensitive to nsfw jokes and topics. They would be the first to comment "wtf" on a BARE-MINIMUM nsfw post, joke, or copypasta and would often mistake any nsfw joke as "sexualization." They have autocaps on, use clapped emojis, and have fat ratios. They're basically the stan twt equivalent of fifth-graders during a lecture about sex in Science class. You can't make any BARE-MINIMUM nsfw jokes around them or you'll end up in an nsfw blocklist.

random user: *idol name*'s cock is monstrous. it's big and throbbing.

cucpake stan: WTF???? How dare you!? You're disgusting...
random user: ew a cupcake stan

by mai peen eslong August 7, 2020

Cupcake

When a muffin is consumed by magic.

When a muffin and a unicorn fall in love they have cupcake

by Sarah D. March 18, 2007

all over it like a monkey on a cupcake

To be the first one to jump in on something.

I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!

by BL April 7, 2005

Cupcake and Cunnilingus Day

A response to Steak and BJ day, this day was created with the idea that sex can be fun and yummy all at the same time.

Going down, cunnilingus, eating out, whatever you want to call it. C&C Day (or Cupcake and Coochie Day) is the day where guys show their girls that they want to have their cupcakes and eat it too.

The rules are simple: you buy your girl a cupcake on March 20 to show that you intend to go down on her. She eats the cupcake, you eat her.

John buys Jane a cupcake from her favourite shop on Cupcake and Cunnilingus Day. Then he eats her "cupcake", she in turns reciprocates and John and Jane spend the day/night having fun playful sex.

by her lil' black book March 14, 2010