unwanted cumshot

A child that was a mistake

Child: (crying over cod mwr)
Mom:i should've swallowed you ,damned unwanted cumshot!

by Da mank demes August 27, 2017

The People's Cumshot

When mid coitus, pull your bitch off your dick right before you both climax, drop kick her out the window of a second story room, nut out the window, and then dive out the window elbow first with your elbow racing your nut to said bitch's face.

Roger - "Dude did you really give Khloe The People's Cumshot?"
James - "Fuck ya I did, and I'm gonna do it again tonight!"

by DuckSaus April 17, 2018

Chicago Cumshot

When a Michigan Resident cums on his roadtrip partner's tits after a daytrip to Chicago out of boredom and horniness

"We went to Chicago and when we got home I gave her the Chicago cumshot"

by FloridaGod313 December 4, 2017

internal cumshot

made when you squeeze the tip in hopes of making less of a mess before someone walks in on you rubbing your bone phook very painful

well it seems last night you caught me spankin it -- then i had an internal cumshot

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

The Dropshot Cumshot

While playing call of duty, you get a blowjob, and as soon as you get a kill from dropshooting, you cum in the girls mouth.

The Dropshot Cumshot

Chaz: "Hey JR you really suck at Modern Warfare"
Jr: "Yeah, but last night while this girl was over I was playing and got a dropshot cumshot"

by chiefs12playa February 1, 2010

Space Cumshot

When you cum so hard it flies into space. its power is so high that it destroys anything and paints the world white.

I saw a space cumshot destroy a satellite!

by god is a bidoof June 25, 2016

self-inflicted cumshot

a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.

1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.

2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.

by devouthorse April 4, 2009