clincus

another word for a crusty ringhole or mankey brown smeg

as in go suck clincus u crusty clit licking nob knawing asshole fag bitch

by Reece November 4, 2004

cling fling

A fling where one of the two involved turns out to be a clinger. Person #1 just planned on having a one time fling and person #2 is a stage 5 clinger.

"Man, I had a one-night stand with a girl on spring break and it turned out to be to a 'cling fling' -- she won't stop txting and calling me!"

by bobbybo137 March 28, 2009

velvet clinch

n. the description of what a woman's vagina feels like on a man's penis during intercourse.

"Her pussy gripped me like a velvet clinch, it was fucking great!"

by 6o66y dville December 12, 2007

Culinary Arts

Culinary Arts is the Chef profession. Learning how to cook, and basiclly how a restaurant works. While being a Chef may seem like a "cool" career, it's not. You will learn to hate it very quickly. It's stressful, tiring, you have to handle pressure and be able to work in a past paced enviornment. This can cause serious psychological issues for some. For all the work people put into this career path, very few become anything special. Many people quit, simply due to stress and the lack of advancement. You won't make alot of money working as a cook at diners or all the popular chain restaurants. In order to make a decent salary, you'd need to do even more training for a Masters Degree. And you'd have to be working as the Head Chef at a fancy hotel somewhere. Or be one of them Celebrity Chefs you see on TV. Culinary Arts is just not worth the money and work people put into it.

Learning Culinary Arts is like being in the Military. People yelling at you, judging you on everything you do. And you have to know EVERYTHING about food, in order to make more then $15 an hour.

by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011

Culinology

The fusion of Culinary art and Food technology.
It's goal is to produce convenience foods for home that taste as if they were of a high restaurant quality.

Cheetos need to work on their Culinology.

by David Ehrlinger April 1, 2006

Culinailed it!

When you go to a new restaurant, order the best items off the menu, eat them all, and delight in your ability to nail it, culinary style!

Last night, I went to that new restaurant and ordered the mahimahi tacos, the grilled pork belly, the duck breast flatbread, and the green chili and gorgonzola wings.

The waiter was like, "You ordered all the best stuff on the menu."

And I was like, "No, I culinailed it!"

by The Ethan and Zach Trio May 3, 2015

Culinary therapy

The act of consuming food to ease away negative emotions or soothe your anger. Like retail therapy except with food.

Basically, eating your problems.
(Not to be confused with bulimia, but excessive culinary therapy may lead to bulimia)

Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me!
Girl 2: I'm sorry. Are you in need of some culinary therapy?
Girl 1: Yes, please.
Girl 2: I'll get the Haagen-Dazs

by Luna lovegood May 7, 2015