A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package
by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010
the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge
by It's Yo brotha July 03, 2015
by C. Styles November 04, 2010
by Aesthe February 16, 2010
When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019