Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
by Redskyn August 18, 2022
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criminality sweat

A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+
Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"
by vChuy September 11, 2021
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criminal rizz

When someone uses risky rizz techniques typically with a heavy sexual undertone which can be seen as sexual harassment potential leaving the person in jail if not used correctly.
Dude: Hey you look like my girlfriends size
Girl: want me to try it on these panties and seem if it fits?
Dude: no i wanna see if it fits on you…

YT comment: Dude’s got criminal rizz 💀
by bigboipascal July 16, 2023
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criminal veneer

Something that while not technically criminal, by all appearances should be - such as computerized trading.
The market was off 600 points today for no apparent reason, it was just AI criminal veneer.
by starvinmarvinpalmbeach December 06, 2018
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criminal boner

Dick so good it should be a crime. Usually forged through the crucible of thots, cum dumpsters and fuck buckets.
Want her to pay your bills? Give her the criminal boner.
by lanimirC renoB October 01, 2019
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Manufactured Criminal

Someone whom was turned into a criminal based on arbitrary rule or law change.
Did you hear about Jerry? He's a manufactured criminal now with that new arm brace ban.
by Nigger_Fucker November 03, 2021
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Master criminal

A person who can get away with anything and will not get caught
Phil" how did u not get caught sam
sam" im a master criminal
by Samwordjack August 29, 2021
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