The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.
Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009
Get the in the crawl spacemug. by Donkey Child April 25, 2009
Get the Sex Crawlmug. The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
Get the Jaded Crawlmug. "When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 18, 2023
Get the crawling batmug. While in missionary and you’re not sure if she’ll swallow, you quickly slide up to her face and finish in her mouth.
My new girl asked for breakfast in bed, but she’s no good, so I decided she deserved an army crawl instead.
by SarahKelly June 16, 2019
Get the Army crawlmug. by wellhungkid March 30, 2014
Get the crab crawlingmug. by YungThiccBoi April 2, 2019
Get the Speed Crawlmug.