crapeteria

Crapeteria is a cafeteria that sucks with poor service and crappy food and probably high prices.

I'm not eating in the crapeteria until they serve actual food!

by Stevil2014 October 25, 2016

Carpenterly

To have skills that would do one well as a carpenter

but ya i wouldn't make that too much effort and i'm not carpenterly-inclined

by Joe the Carpenter December 19, 2008

crapleaver

A person who walk's their dog and neglects to pick up the fecal deposits.

The cop's could have ticketed the crapleaver too, on word of everyone at the apartment complex.

Eww, I hate crapleavers.

by Gary Charles September 19, 2010

crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014

crappeteria

This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."

I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.

"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."

by dw817 October 6, 2015

Carpenter Shaming

Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")

I hear they're carpenter shaming the new hire.

by Paul Axlerod November 27, 2019

gabe carpenter

The biggest loser you will ever find. Has no friends. Lives in a basment. Is master prestige on all Call of Duty games. Has zero self esteem.

For example
Guy:"That kid is exactly like Gabe Carpenter."

by The Gaylord March 8, 2017