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Cranberry Word

A word that always makes you smile when you hear it.
I smile every time you call me mcwinkie. It must be my cranberry word.
by DJordan July 25, 2011
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The sprite cranberry

You jack off behind a door and while knocking and wait for someone to open it and cum on them but you can only do it on the week of Christmas
Oh yeah my dad does the sprite cranberry on my sister every year
by Conical December 2, 2020
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Cranberry-Strawberry Juice

The great ambrosia of all delicious fruit juices.
A mixture of sweet strawberry flavor and sour cranberry juice.
The God of all juices.
"I feel like I could do anything, I just had some Cranberry-Strawberry Juice"
by Yes Surrr January 25, 2009
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Albino Cranberry Sauce

When a very white person has bad acne, they look like they bathed in cranberry sauce.
Dude 1: Hey, did you see the new girl? You might need sunglasses to look at her.

Dude 2: Yeah, she looks like albino cranberry sauce.
by Some dude with no friends August 3, 2018
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Cranberry

After a real heavy night of drinkin, you take a shit or fart that produces a violent aroma that just lingers.
taken from the cranberry's song - linger.
chris - "i just rolled out a cranberry in his family toilet"

thom - "mate, his mums got enough to deal with"
by alex spookytooth November 6, 2007
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cranberry hangover

1. its when u give freshman cranberry juice and tell them theres alcohol in it while ur also drinking cranberry juice but with alcohol. the next morning when ur all together again everyone talks about how hungover they are and the freshman who pretened to be drunk now also has a cranberry hangover
2. when u sneek out for the whole night and spend all ur energy being wild that the next morning u fell tired as all hell
1. to the freshman: "u sound like u have a cranberry hangover...its a good thing there wasn't even any alcohol in it."
2. "my cranberry hanover is killing me!"
by Erika, Sarah, Emily February 3, 2005
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Cranberried

To turn in your 2 weeks notice like a civilized human being only to me terminated on the spot for imagined, undocumented, or otherwise made up reasons by an immature, inexperienced, or otherwise unqualified HR person so they can assert themselves as "in charge" of the situation when in all reality they are a paper tiger that only does what they are told even when they know that it is both blatantly wrong and occasionally illegal.
american english / slang / adverb - usage - to be cranberried, or damn, you got cranberried? Thats sucks.

Its origins come from the nickname (Cranberry) of the first person to have been Blatantly Cranberried. After his swift dismissal when he turned in his two week notice, other employees began to realize that turning in two weeks was an immediate "do not pass go, do not collect $200" and meant that you needed to clean out your desk before you did so. Hence the term was born.
by CLismy2ndjob July 24, 2009
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