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Counter shit

When you're in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of turd.

The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.
The other day I went for a piss in the hungry horse and I thought I was going to chunder - someone had clearly just laid a massive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so I had to do a counter shit.
by sd999 May 14, 2015
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counter-strike

A fps that was originally a mod for Half-Life, since then it has bloomed into its own game but still runs off of the Half-Life engine.
team.firefox owns counter-strike
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 19, 2006
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Counter Strike 1.6

Best Counter Strike game ever developed. It owns source and condition zero.
Guy 1: CS Source and condition zero is the best!

Guy 2: Counter Strike 1.6 ftw you noob!
by d3stiny November 11, 2006
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counter strike disorder

the act of going on runs with a knife in your hands
doode did you see daniel running with that kife he must have counter strike disorder
by celloman808 January 1, 2008
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Condom Counter

A girl that counts and keeps count of a guys condoms. She does this to see if she is the only one he is having sex with.
If a guy buys a pack of 3 condoms and uses one with a girl, that girl will keep count of how many condoms that guy should have left and try to trap him when the count doesn't match the total she has been keeping.

That girl is a condom counter... She is always counting my condoms and being all in my business.
by Calvin Scharaldi December 1, 2011
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counter strike source

A completly new game engine to the original sierra engine. Better grahpics, physics, and all new bump maping. All weapons remained the same, and some argue weather the game play is better, worse or the same.
Counter strike Source is better! Worse! Who Cares!!! ITS FUN!
by sam mcneil October 6, 2006
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bean counter

Someone who is in upper management, typically a chairman or CEO of a large corporation, who only cares about cutting costs and pleasing investors.
Jack: Do you know why we're being laid off?
Dan: It's because of those pesky bean counters
by QCAudit April 19, 2016
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